I’m loving that this guy is dedicated to keeping his Adidas (from the outlet in Troutdale, aka the Troutlets) super clean. Every time he puts them on, he rubs down the rubber with Oxyclean, and the leather with a damp cloth—he found out the hard way that chemicals will break down the leather over time. He also added a warning about urinating in public bathrooms while drunk—apparently the pink is the same shade as those urinal cakes. I was thinking the color scheme was more Easter, but everyone’s entitled to their own associations.