Ummm… check out the newest cover for Allure that purports to have Britney Spears on its cover. I don’t know about you, but that looks like some weird Britney/Gina Gershon genetic experiment gone awry. Anyway, maybe it’s just a case of overzealous photoshopping, or maybe Britney heeded the mag’s lead article about obtaining “CLEAR, RADIANT SKIN: Erase Dullness, Dark Spots, Dry Patches.” And while you’re at it, could you also erase “Loneliness, Alcoholism, and Horrible Taste in Men”?