I’m going to put aside the un-PC billing of this sale at Mario’s (833 SW Broadway, or Bridgeport Village if you know no fear) as being something for women to do while all the men-folk watch the Superbowl and eat chicken wings (hey, it’s been around for 20 years), because what’s really important here is that prices are being slashed on the kinds of designer duds that small potatoes folks like my only (frequently) dream of owning. With the Winter Break Sale already in effect, sale prices will be halved on all women’s sale items. That is huge.

The sale starts earlier than Mario’s is usually open: from 11 am-5 pm, and espresso will be provided (headgear might also be advised). Be nice, and have fun.

(She loves shoes, he loves chicken wings.)