I don’t really care that much about Oscar fashion, because most of it is totally unremarkable. I mean Björk only shows up dressed as a swan every once in a great long while, and most everybody is just wearing something totally safe that their PR team signed off on. I will say that the only person who really stirred my interest was Javier Bardem’s mom:

Check out all her rings!!! I love them. I now plan on wearing copious amounts of jewelry when I become a “woman of a certain age.” Yes. And the runner up has definitely got to be Marion Cotillard, who looks so good with her eyebrows grown back that she’d probably look good in anything, including a fish, and who totally had me rooting for her until she thanked “love” in her acceptance speech.

As for the worst dress, I feel like it’s kind of obvious about Tilda Swinton, who look so surprised to have won that I really thought she was going to say something like, “I would totally have not worn this dress if I thought I was going to win. I’m sorry.”

Somehow the photo doesn’t even look as bad as I remember it. And I will give her points for just being weird. Huh. Should I be rethinking this? As an aside, the cutest moment of the entire ceremony has to have been Cate Blanchett’s facial expression after they played the clip of her in Elizabeth.