Last night’s Mercury fashion show went off without a hitch, but after being on my feet for 15 hours running on caffeine and stress to keep me upright, it sounds cheesy but I need a goddamn spa day. Coincidentally, I see in my inbox a missive from Löyly, the wonderful big, beautiful Finnish-style SE sauna and steam retreat, announcing their new specials menu. Can I just go there now instead of work, please?