If you’re anything like me, you’re SICK of freaking iPods! Not only does it constantly fall out of the pockets of my mini jeans shorts, but when I’m wearing my headphones, people act like I can’t hear them and then treat me like I have syphilis!

THERE MUST BE AN EASIER AND MORE FASHIONABLE WAY OF LISTENING TO MUSIC WHILE ENGAGING IN LIFESTYLE ACTIVITIES SUCH AS WALKING, GOLFING OR BREAK DANCING!

Oh, there is? And it’s called “THE MUSIC VEST”? Wow! I’d like to learn more!