No sir, I don't like it.

Only appropriate if you're involved in a pagan fertility ritual.

I-I love them.

Speaking of which, where can you find these? I once saw a girl with what I thought were hooves on her feet, but it turned out to be a normal platform shoe, but ever since, I've really wanted shoes that look like hooves.

I kind of love them too, Angie. They are by Jason Ehlers, and were displayed as part of an art show at Backspace for the new issue of Juxtapoz. He's very very interesting… stay posted.