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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

So, I'm Thinking About Having Sex with a Panther…

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 19, 2009 at 4:34 PM

…and that's exactly why I've decided to start using Jovan Musk for Men as my aftershave of choice. Mmm… can anyone magically transport me back to 1987? THANKS!!

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