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Friday, May 22, 2009

Screw YOU, Snuggie! I'm Getting a Wearable Towel!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, May 22, 2009 at 4:27 PM

Put on a Snuggie? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? It's like a billion degrees outside! I need something that I can comfortably wear while walking around in the office, or leading staff meetings. Oh, and I don't want to wear underpants either. WHAT SHOULD I BUY??

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