This just in via Go Fug Yourself's Emmy Awards fuggage:
I know he has other pressing things to worry about, but the president should just appoint someone to look after his brand. Have you ever seen a good Obama-themed article of clothing? Isn't this something the Project Runway people should get on? I have a pair of Obama socks, and even those suck. They don't breathe at all.
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