Wow, this here is a real doozy. Click on over to BuzzFeed for clear instructions on your next DIY octopus hoodie, because... because? I'm so scared for these people. Do not ever go out like this, it could mean your life.
I put the other one behind the jump because it is just so bad, I didn't want it mucking up the blog with all the pretty shoes.
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