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Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Crafty Geek Aprons (That Will Probably Make You Horny)
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 25, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Look, I know exactly what it says about me that aprons sometimes get me horny. I'm a crass, misogynistic, perpetrator of the patriarchy and I should hustle my ass over to the community college for some womens' study classes, STAT. That being said, how am I supposed to resist these geeky superheroine aprons designed by Bethany Sew & Sew? CHECK IT!
You can also get a Supergirl, Flash, Sailor Moon, and even a Ravenclaw apron for you culinary Potter geeks. (Hi Alison!) They're a steal at $35-$50—because, after all, what price horniness?
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