I promised long ago to keep you informed of any MercPerks came rolling in that were of particular interest to the stylish set, and so another has arrived: The just-opened Modern Man Barber Shop is giving away two killer deals. For half of each price, you can get a "modern cut" haircut or a classic straight razor shave—that's a cost of $9 and $8 to you, respectively (not including tip). That's a smoking deal as it is, and even more so when you read the fine print: "With each service, dapper dudes enjoy complimentary beer, whiskey, scotch, wine, old-fashioned root beer, bottled water, pour coffee, or espresso, in addition to a post-trim cigar." What the hell?! That's practically criminal. Get 'em before they go.