Well, This Is Bad Timing.
Again, I'm increasingly irked at the still-persistent concept that women need an escape from their homes while the menfolk get their Superbowl on. Yeah, maybe I do have little to no interest in the game, and yeah I do appreciate just about any excuse for a sale, but this constant refrain is making me want to stay home double-fisting nachos and crushing beer cans on my forehead.
That said, eeeeeeeeeeeee! Mario's is getting in on the action with their tailgate party/Super Bowl sales, which thankfully are for both men and women, and furthermore, you can take advantage and still watch the game, too, because the "tailgate" portion starts today, winding up to Sunday, when they're offering half off of from final sale prices, AKA as cheap as Mario's gets.