Nodoguro Crafts a Nine-Course Homage to the Iconic Japanese Author as His Latest Novel Debuts
Poor models. They have to wear whatever other people tell them to, including treacherous footwear, and they have to walk through a room under the scrutiny of everyone present looking completely confident and physically perfect, and very, very serious. Only one model has ever fallen at a Mercury show (and she was naked... long story, but it didn't help), and if it were to ever happen again I would rush to their side to make sure they were okay. And yet, cool-destroying biffs are just always funny:
Poor things. A few of those girls look like they bruised more than an ego.
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