Those who know me know I love me some Hot Topic in the mall! (I also love Hot Dog on a Stick in the mall—because they have the most awesome uniforms... but that's another story.) Well, now besides having a place to pick up a Justin Bieber t-shirt which is right beside the Megadeth t-shirts, along with any nose posts or Emily Strange paraphernalia you may need, Hot Topic is breaking into the GOTH GAL LINGERIE business—because... because... well, because Victoria's "secret" is really that's she's a goddamn prissy-pot, and needs more black lipstick!!
Called "Blackheart," the line follows the Victoria's Secret model of putting tons of patterns on skimpy, sheer fabric to barely disguise one's vagina. Here are some examples:
And here's the hilariannoying commercial for Blackheart, where you kind of feel sorry for the guy on the other end of the phone, because you know she's gonna just end up smashing his terracotta vase collection.
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