Well that was kind of a snoozer. On last night's episode of Project Runway the losing team (a sinking ship that, unfortunately, Portland contestant Michelle Lesniak Franklin is on) had to limp into the second challenge of the season minus the player it lost on Episode 1. And this week's challenge: designing uniforms for eccentric millionaire Susan Sarandon's "ping pong social club," Spin NYC. Here's what our girl came up with:
Spoilers beyond the cut!
So, they briefly had to work at the pin ball club for you know, "research." Cue Tu breaking a glass in alarmingly non-regulation open toed sandals. Daniel continues to be the most wonderful person in the bunch, coming to the aid of FIT grad—
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Layana: Pretty, but only won because Daniel carried her ass. He remains my favorite contestant even though I think he may be method acting his entire life as Salvador Dali (that neckline!).
James: Out! Will not be sorely missed. Should take whoever did Heidi's hair this episode with him.
Michelle: Her most notable moment in this episode was when she said "pooping."
Zac Posen: Still boringly fair and quietly helpful. Did you know he and my husband used to hang out back in his New York days? I did not! I still miss Michael.
[WHAT THE FUCK.]
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