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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

The Red Light's Annual Naked Shopping Spree!

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Wed, Feb 27, 2013 at 11:29 AM

People do all kinds of things for clothes, so really when the Red Light asks its customers to race naked through the store (interesting loophole: women only are allowed to wear panties) in order to win free clothes, plus a slew of other prizes like gift certificates to the Standard, VIP passes to Blow Pony, and even a couple's pass to member's only night at a nudist club. Oh the stories you'll have. The deadline to enter the competition is breathing down your neck, though: entrants must be registered for the March 3 contest (including a live set by Boy Funk) by 8 pm tomorrow, so here's the full description of the rules and prizes:

• All customers over the age of 18 who make a purchase at Red Light may enter the drawing to be a contestant in the Co-Ed Naked Shopping Spree, happening on March 3.Entry card must include first and last name + current phone number.
• 4 entry names will be drawn after the store closes on Thursday, Feb. 28. Red Light will contact those people by phone to confirm their role as contestants in the Shopping Spree. If a contestant is not available or does not respond to the call within 24 hours, he or she will lose their place and an alternate contestant will be selected.
• The Shopping Spree will start at 5 pm on March 3. Contestants will have 3 minutes to run through the store naked (women may wear panties) and put on as much clothing as possible. At the end of 3 minutes, whichever contestant has put on the most clothes wins!

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Prize descriptions are below the cut!

1ST PRIZE: Wins all the clothes he or she puts on plus a $100 Red Light gift certificate, Gumball Poodle gift pack ($60 value), $25 gift card to The Standard, pins and cards by PORK magazine, 4 VIP passes to Blow Pony, Boy Funk CD, and a couples pass to Hidden Spring’s Nudist Club’s members-only Rec Night.

2ND PRIZE: Wins 5 pieces of clothing he or she puts on plus a $50 Red Light gift certificate and Portland socks by Gumball Poodle, $25 gift card to The Standard, a couples pass to Hidden Springs Nudist Club’s members-only Rec Night, Boy Funk CD and goodies from PORK.

3RD PRIZE: Wins 1 piece of clothing he or she puts on plus a $25 Red Light gift certificate and Portland socks by Gumball Poodle, Boy Funk CD, a couples pass to Hidden Springs Nudist Club’s member’s only Rec Night, and goodies from PORK.

4TH PRIZE: Wins 1 piece of clothing he or she puts on plus a $10 Red Light gift certificate, Portland socks by Gumball Poodle, a couples pass to Hidden Springs Nudist Club’s member’s only Rec Night, Boy Funk CD and goodies from PORK.

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