—There's so much focus on prezzies this time of year, but don't forget cards. Egg Press is hosting its annual holiday sample sale, with cards as low as $-freaking-1, plus other EP goodies for stocking stuffers and the rest of the year. Today & Saturday, 10 am-6 pm and Sunday, 11 am-4 pm, Schoolhouse Electric Co. library, 2181 NW Nicolai
—Line up early for Frances May's annual warehouse sale, where you can score men's and women's clothing and accessories from past season for up to a stunning 90% off. It will be bonkers, especially with brands like Suno, A.P.C., Folk, Rachel Comey, Raquel Allegra... Saturday, The Cleaners, 1022 SW Stark, noon-5 pm
—The physical location of Crafty Wonderland is celebrating its third anniversary, with 10% off all day long. Saturday, Crafty Wonderland, 808 SW 10th, 10 am-6 pm
—PINO and Sterling Coffee Roasters are celebrating their collaborative holiday collection of "ties, bow ties, pocket rounds and special Sterling Coffee gifts" with a launch party over drinks and snacks. Saturday, Coffeehouse Northwest, 1951 W Burnside, 6 pm
—Portland's Goorin Brothers, in concert with Rogue, Portland Beard Co and The Portland Beardsmen, is raising money for Family Dogs New Life Shelter with a six-category (!) beard contest called "Hats off to Beards," with contestants coming as far as Seattle and and Spokane. It's free to attend but there will be an auction of hats and beard products with all proceeds going to the cause. Saturday, Goorin Brothers, 808 NW 23rd, 4-8 pm
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