HELLO, SMARTY BUTT! It's time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, your brain will be tested on how much you know about magic mushrooms, extremely tedious local football, and which of Portland's many bridges you'd like to have sexy-SEX with! 😍🍑🍆
But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Oooooh, very well indeed! And I have to agree with the majority's choice for the BEST "white elephant" present (especially since I've already bought it 🤫)!
OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!
